Tuesday, April 7, 2009

What Next? Larry the Cable Guy as FCC Director?

Wow! What was I doing finishing college? All I needed to do was drop out of UCLA (which I didn't attend), play in a bunch of movies about smoking pot (marijuana, doobies, whatever your word of choice here), and get appointed to a Senior Executive role at the White House.

Okay, so here's the basics: http://www.nypost.com/seven/04072009/news/politics/forget_white_castle____head_to_the_white_163361.htm

Now here's a bio: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0671980/bio

So take all of that, put on your Sherlock Holmes hat, and think about it for a moment.

I'm not saying he won't do a fabulous job. Of course he will, mainstream media will shine the light on him as the savior to the public for truly opening the White House up. Or wait! Maybe next time President Obama will finally answer the legalization of marijuana questions from the Internet Town Hall meetings after a little pressure from his new Assistant Director and a trip to White Castle.


JP

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